My life always seems so bland in comparison to the people in the iPhone tutorials. They're always telling their friends about hiking trips or rafting trips that they went on with their other friends, or with little girls who may or may not be related to them. And they take lots of pictures to document their day.
And where was I on Saturday evening? Lying drunk on a couch watching "Billy Madison."
I mean, I did some fun stuff before that point. But I didn't take any pictures of it.
I probably should have bought some Trader Joe's Wine and had a cooking party or something.