A girl in the laundromat had a hand-written note with her, and was asking the attendant for access to the security cameras. She said time was of the essence. The note clearly had to do with a parking space, and began with the line "You are one selfish fuck!" The rest was to the effect of: 'This is not New Jersey. Spaces are extremely hard to secure around here.' As I left, I tried to figure out whether the girl had written the note, or if she had discovered it on her vehicle.
All I could decide was that the line "You are one selfish fuck!" is more likely something a girl would think than a guy.