Saturday, June 14, 2014

My roommate and I watched AVP: Requiem last night.

And the weird thing was the movie kept getting interrupted by Time Warner Cable commercials, every 12-15 minutes.  So like, the alien or predator would be stalking someone through a hallway, and then you'd see Brad Pitt from Moneyball saying "We're gonna shake things up around here," followed by an advertisement for Parks and Recreation.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Sweet Smell of Success is the only movie I can objectively state is soporific.

I tried watching it again yesterday, and within 20 minutes I was out like a light.

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Sometimes when I try renewing items on the NYPL website late at night, I get this error message: "YOUR PATRON RECORD IS PRESENTLY IN USE BY THE SYSTEM. PLEASE LOGIN AGAIN LATER TO SEE IF YOUR RENEWAL SUCCEEDED."

Why do you need to use my patron record?  Just let me renew that DVD I'd forgotten about so that I don't get a late fee.  For fuck's sake.