My new year's resolution is to lose weight. And it's going to be a cinch! I've figured out a tried-and-true method.
You see, I've got a scale in my room. From now on, I will set a weight limit each day. And that weight limit can NEVER go up. So, a few days ago, the weight limit was 206.5. The rule is I'm not allowed to eat any food if I'm above the limit. So, if the scale were to read 207.0, that would mean I have to wait until it drops back down to 206.5 before I can eat food.
Drinking liquid is fine. Even drinking beer is okay. The weight limit only applies to food.
My weight limit today is 205.5. I'm not planning to lower the limit every single day. That would imply I'm losing 3 1/2 pounds each week, which is kind of ridiculous. I might remain at the same "cruising level" for several days in a row.