I'm going to start blogging again. This is Day 1. The first day of my new blogging habit. And I was thinking to myself, "What is it about today that's different from every other day? Why should this be Day 1?" Am I turning over a new leaf? Is there some bad habit I'm trying to break? Well, I could say this is my first day going without any caffeine, except I've already gone several days without consuming any caffeine. So I went to the gas station yesterday and bought a bottle of Diet Coke and drank it. So, from now on, this is my first day without any caffeine. Also, I hadn't jacked off in a while, which is another habit people try to break. So I jacked off yesterday as well. It might be kind of awkward to blog about both of those activities. A week from today I might say, "Hey, I've gone 7 days without consuming caffeine and 7 days without masturbating," and then the next day I might say, "Hey, I've gone 8 days without consuming caffeine." And people reading this blog would think: "Ewww." But I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
My current weight is 215.8 pounds, which is kind of high. They say diet is more important than exercise, so my plan is to lie in bed and watch movies for the next couple of days while eating a few salads here and there.